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A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed. ” The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “ Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. A: They both don't work and always take your money. Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison. Will had to explain this riddle to me.

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” The man says: “ You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. Q: What songs does Dracula hate? But look at Albert Einstein — he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon! Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies? An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog. Funny adult jokes - Paradise - Dady, what is in between mummy's legs? He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. He tries to catch her, but is unable.


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The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. How did the hipster burn his mouth? Why do elephants have flat feet? Can you explain it to me first? A: Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done. Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? ” Which day of the week do fish hate? A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak. A: Every night he turns into a bat. You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Q: What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common? Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Q: Why can't Jesus play hockey? The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly. Well, the Indians are very impressed indeed.

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I was going to start a Procrastinators Club. One starts to insult the other one. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Q: How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100? A: I cry when I cut up onions. Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? A: A submarine Q: Whats long, Hard and Erects stuff? Funny adult jokes - drinking A patient to a doctor: - Doc, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes. Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit just died? These funny jokes and funny moments will have you laughing all day long.


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DIRTY JOKES

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Guy: Hmmm, I've never played pai gow before. It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn't block access to porn sites on the internet. Two men are stranded on a deserted island. Funny Clean Jokes For Adults 134. My step mother came to me and demanded that I take all her clothes off. I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Well, honestly, we understand that it is too interesting for you, our dear readers, to leave this page just because of your age.

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Funny adults jokes

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Q: What do priests and Mcdonalds have in common? All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates. A: About two days of no drinking. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent dick? ” The man then replies: “ Yeah, well we were married 35 years. “ Someone has stolen our tent! The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “ That's it. A few people are scattered throughout the seats, and the man sits down. First, let's make sure he's dead.

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The Chief asks him once again: - What do you want for your second wish? A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. Some guy was fucking a chicken. The cowboy whispers in its ear. This is a stress, combined with a relief. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. A: He needed to get to the bottom! You should not write them down on the social networks — just pick some on the Internet and easily send them in a message.

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Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? She rattles off: “ Doctor, take a look at me. An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? Funny adult jokes - Stress You stop and pick up a nice hitchhiking girl. He ate the pizza before it was cool. Q: What happens when two vampires meet? Q: What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day. ” Top Joke in Wales A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine? Here are 50 of our favorite Yo Mama jokes.

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Share jokes anonymously with friends or post on social sites. Q: What do you call a fake noodle? Of peace on earth goodwill to men. A: A guy with very high blood pressure… 123. Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Husband: Honey, I have problems at work. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. Q: What would happen if you cut off your left side? One can say that these jokes are too close to the reality to be funny, but they are still created for laugh.

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