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The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. The second priest goes to the window. One morning a man comes into the church on crutches. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. If you would like to participate in the growth of our online riddles and puzzles resource, please and browse our. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest,Carlos.
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