While in plenty of cases that's not entirely true, no one seems to be complaining about seeing Nordic hottie Alexander Skarsgård, who plays Eric Northman, get naked or Ryan Kwanten's character Jason Stackhouse bone, like, everyone on set. We're nearly halfway through season six, and so far there's been a serious dearth of sexy times. She turns out to be a maenad, or a female follower of the Greek god Dionysus, who can't seem to help herself from making other people have sex. Don't worry Sookie, Bill doesn't have to know what happens in dreamland.
Rarely does an episode go by without some sort of brazen sexual encounter, usually accompanied by perfectly unexpected music and some other unusual element, like dirt, magic fairy powers, or the occasional brutal murder. Judging by the copious amounts of nudity displayed, the show doesn't do anything half-assed, and their sex scenes are no exception pun intended. Remember that time Bill and Sookie had dirt sex?. There are those who say that Truebies a. But of course, Bill isn't dead, and literally rises from the grave for sexy time with his favorite fairy.
The big villain of season six is Warlow, the faerie-vampire who had killed Sookie's parents, but defends himself by saying that he was protecting Sookie because he's her true love. That doesn't stop them from hooking up, though, in one of the most unforgettable, twisted pun intended scenes in the show's entirety. In it, he and his V-addict girlfriend have hot, steamy sex while the vampire they drained, tortured, and later will kill watches nearby. If we've missed any sexy moments, we deeply apologize. Neither are nearly romantic as they sound. The show has portrayed bondage, orgies, fantasy and any other kind of sex you can think of.
Or how about the time Eric did it with his vampire sister? This list focuses in no particular order on some of the sexiest things that have ever happened in the show's seven seasons thus far. Of course you do, because you are a human with eyes who couldn't forget those scenes if you tried. However, after long last, Pam came to the rescue and gave Tara the smooch we were all waiting for. The series finale of True Blood airs this Sunday at 9 p. But we have to admit things have calmed down of late. You know Sookie wanted his body even before he fed her his blood.
Apparently vampires aren't the only ones that know how to screw. Who hasn't fantasized about ripping off Ryan Kwanten's clothes in the middle of the street and doing it on top of a car? You have successfully signed up for your selected newsletter s - please keep an eye on your mailbox, we're movin' in! And this one from the first season is no exception. While the show has featured many, many sex scenes —almost all of which are pretty good —there are a few that rise above the rest as the craziest, most quintessentially True Blood scenes of all. This wish seemed to be put on the back burner, though, when Tara was kidnapped by crazy anti-vampire zealots. And it only seems right to kick off the list with a scene from the show's resident sex fiend, Jason Stackhouse.
That is, until she returns for a. Let us know if there were any crucial moments missing in the comments section. Bill and Sookie Reunited For fans on Team Bill, this season one scene is by far one of the best from the whole show. Anyway, I wonder how many stars the orgy scenes.
Eric and Nora in a Rail Car While Bill Listens Anytime Eric is naked, it's a good thing. Sookie and Eric Get it on Finally! While this ridiculous show has probably single-handedly kept this country's fake blood suppliers if that's a thing in business, what True Blood is really known for is insane, jaw-dropping, blood-drawing sex. It took four seasons and a case of amnesia for her to finally ditch old Bill Northman and fulfill fans' ultimate True Blood hook-up dreams. Not that we're complaining, since their packmaster is the tall, dark, and handsome Alcide, played by Joe Manganiello.
Every Jessica scene Are you still watching True Blood? It looked like her lawn was filled with thrusting Human Centipedes, and then Tara fell in love with a guy named Eggs and he became a lesbian and what? But things get a little more freaky than usual in this scene from season five when he gets into a passionate love-making sesh with a new character, Nora. We will never think about hate-sex the same way again. With all of the convoluted story lines the show has gone through during the past seven seasons, the sex scenes are a much needed respite from trying to connect all of the dots. A few seasons ago it seemed like we couldn't go more than 10 minutes without watching someone get it on — hell, there was a whole plot line about a supernatural woman who made people have orgies! We can thank Maryann Forrester for the outdoor, citywide sex parties of season two.