Celebrity matchmaker. List of Celebrity Deathmatch episodes

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CELEBRITY MATCHMAKER: Marty Blackman Marrying Athletes and Endorsements

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Gwyneth Paltrow is sliced in half when Winona slams the dome shut on her waist while holding her half-inside and half-outside the dome. Halfway through the fight, Mills Lane provides the fighters with a Grand Piano. Both fighters were given the choice of using a costume and weapons from their movies to fight their opponent with. Fight 2: Shaggy is impaled by a ring post by Marley continuously until his entire body is festered with holes. The ring was filled with equipment. Please send reports of such problems to January 31, 1988, Page 003004 The New York Times Archives The advertising agency executive, Marty Blackman recalled, was frantic.

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Match Game (TV Series 2016

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Fight 3: Garth Brooks' brain falls out after Marilyn Manson blew the top of his head off with his guitar. Arnold Schwarzenegger flicked a cigar into the audience that landed in Don King's hair, setting him on fire and eventually burning him alive. Will Smith accidentally vaporizes himself and Tommy Lee Jones after holding a ray gun backwards. This fight was supposed to be vs. March 16, 2007 2007-03-16 Fight 1: Adrian Grenier is split in half at the torso when Jeremy Piven gives him a.

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Incorrect answers cause the remaining straps to tighten, eventually cutting off hands and feet. This match was a pre-season Internet poll winner. Betty-Sue Olsen the 'third Olsen twin' Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: Torn to shreds by Betty-Sue Olsen. She lives long enough to lob her own head at Danica Patrick, who herself is decapitated by Anna Kournikova's projectile head. The two fighters are fighting for the life or death of , who is suspended over a crate of hungry baby tree monkeys. This bill was higher than usual, he said, because the client wanted a quick answer to a question he viewed as crucial.

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Celebrity Matchmaker Chapter 1: The Author, a rwby fanfic

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July 1, 2006 2006-07-01 Fight 1: Two lollipops are pierced through Gwen Stefani's eyes, and her head is twisted off. Featuring as a guest referee and. Fight 3: Both Hanson and The Spice Girls are crushed by the light rigging after cuts through the supports with a chainsaw. Susan Lucci: Head crushed inside a Bible before the fight even began. Sex, Lugs and Rock 'n' Roll vs. Both contestants are allowed to use props from their movies.

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Alessandra Conti

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But after a few years in the business, he began to feel burnt out. Fight 3: Ringo Starr's head is smashed with a giant from Paul. The Vampire flew into the ring, and demanded to fight someone. Fight 3: This fight begins as a comedy act fund-raiser for the Celebrity Deathmatch Rehabilitation Clinic, where losing Deathmatch contestants are nursed back to health. The Battle of the Heavy Metal Maniacs Beni Trauma vs.

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Match Game (TV Series 2016

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Regis Philbin: Lungs stabbed out after Chuck Woolery loses his hands and sharpens his arm stubs to points. Jimi Hendrix then pushes him into the ropes and clotheslined him, causing his throat to explode. Criss Angel is beaten to death by R. Diamond Johnny rips out Robot Nick's heart when he became too annoying. Xzibit is ripped in half at the torso by Paul Teutul Sr. She falls face-forward, splattering her head across the ring.

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Match Game (TV Series 2016

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Brendan hits him in the butt with a chair, causing the Mummy's spine to fly out through the top of his skull. Sandra Bernhard's are removed by a and used to make a. June 11, 1998 1998-06-11 Fight 1: Siskel spins Ebert around by his thumb until the finger binds that hold their thumbs together break, sending Ebert flying into the support beam of the commentator's booth, splitting his skull in half. Paul Reiser: David Arquette puts a cell phone in Paul Reiser's head. Stone Cold Steve Austin appears and explains to them how to fight.

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Chet Zumditch appears throughout the episode as a guest commentator , Emily Fingerhut and Emily Fingerhut: Bryant Gumbel crushes her with a sofa. Kenny G: Jaw torn off by Flea and thrown in mid-air, which caused it to boomerang back into his head. Fight 3: Ben Stein is beaten to death by a bloodthirsty rabid donkey. The ring is decorated like the set of the. Fight 3: Chris Kattan is smashed to pieces when Murray rolls him into a turnbuckle like a bowling ball. Kid Rock: After not acknowledging Joe C's efforts to help him win, Joe C.

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Celebrity Matchmaker Chapter 1: The Author, a rwby fanfic

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Fight 2: Bill Clinton dies after eating Saddam's burgers, which are infected with mad cow disease. Christian Slater: Robert uses a meat slicer, which he smuggled into the ring, to grind him to pieces turning him into porkchops. Several Audience Members: The Backstreet Beast stomps them flat when it takes control of the deceased Backstreet Boys' bodies. Billy Corgan of was supposed to fight alongside Dave Grohl. Bette Milder pours hot tar over Cher's body and then flattens her head with a.

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July 22, 2001 2001-07-22 Fight 1: Lil' Kim pushes Little Richard's organs out of the holes where his nipples used to be. Fight 2: Jesse Camp Jesse's idiosyncratic speech and voice cause to believe that Jesse has brain damage. Guest referee 's intestines fall out after Antonio Banderas blindly cuts him up. April 11, 2002 2002-04-11 Fight 1: Anne Robinson's ovaries and internal organs were ripped out. Jackson: Sliced into pieces with a and made into a.

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